9 Absolutely Hilarious Comments by Our Politicians

Our politicians, however, educated or illiterate are capable of beating anyone in some pretty enthralling humor. In fact, when they are at their peak some of our biggest stand-up comedians too cannot withstand them.  Here are the choicest of quotes which will go down in slander and humor both. All are amazing and by the end, you will be inflamed with them.

  1. Is it so sir!!! Next time they will take care of it.

    manmohan singh

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    “Terrorists have advantage of surprise”
    Manmohan Singh after Mumbai terrorist attacks

  2. Now that’s something we need for our economic growth. A  scam!!!

    p chidambaram

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    “When you can buy ice cream for Rs 20, why complain about price rise?
    No loss to government due to coal mining scam”
    Chidambaram, on Price rise

  3. Really!!!

    murli manohar joshi

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    “I thought it was juice”
    Murli Manohar Joshi, Ex HRD minister, after drinking ferrous sulphate solution in a school science fair and ending up in hospital

  4. That must be family planning according to   you…

    om prakash chautala

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    “Boys and girls should be married by 16”
    Om Prakash Chautala, ex CM

  5. Hats off Sir!!! A ‘Roadies’ salute to you for such thinking…

    ghulam nabi azad

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    “If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They won’t get a chance to produce children. When there is no electricity, there is nothing else to do but produce babies.”
    – Gulam Nabi Azad, Health Minister’s expertise on population control

  6. Next time, before eating chowmien please think of this…

    jitender chhatar

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    “To my understanding, consumption of fast food contributes to such incidents (rape). Chowmien leads to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in such acts.”
    Jitender Chhatar, a thua khap panchayat leader

  7. Silence Please!!!

    manmohan singh

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    “Hazaron jawabo se achchi hai khamoshi meri, na jaane kitne sawalo ki aabru rakhe.”
    – Manmohan Singh, PM when he was accused in Coalgate scam

  8. How can we left out our very honorable PM…

    narendra modi

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    “Figure Conscious Girls Diet, thus Gujarat has a Malnutrition Problem.”
    Narendra Modi, Gujarat CM (then) to US daily the Wall Street Journal

  9. Let me search it out!!!

    rahul gandhi

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    “Politics is in your shirt, in your pant”
    Rahul Gandhi Vice President of INC

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